BACK FROM THE DEAD

Just to relax before an epic post.




Yes, like a phoenix, the store's blog has risen from the ashes (yes, it was dead).

With renewed zeal, and a new deep seated hatred for a certain individual of high authority within our complex, yet ultimately simplistic microcosm, we shall strive for the celestial heavens and propel our success exponentially.

And now on to more pressing matters.

We can only have 25% Choose Sometimes. As it stands, we currently have less than our quota that was forcibly imposed, despite the VSB's 50/50 policy. The vending machines don't have to abide by these standards, and heck, Trojan Jr's products will kill you if you eat them. Nevertheless, we must meet this unjust mandate, and reorganize our shelving units. Not only that, but the various units around the store must abide by that too. Apparently, it should be stocked according to MEASUREMENT, not amount, which makes more sense. Anyways, that's said and done. We need to order more Choose Most products now. And I mean now. As it stands, even if we were to remove most of the Choose Sometimes, we wouldn't have enough products on the shelves to survive. Therefore, we (Connie, Christopher, and I) have suggested ordering Choose Most, basing opinions more on need rather than profit. Also, we need to lower the prices of various goods, as at the current price, they are a deterrent for people to purchase.

The Sith Lord of DT is out for blood. A satellite state has been established under the same name as our oppressed republic. The benefits and profits of that satellite state are funneled directly into the funds of the Empire, as we, the Rebels and Jedis, sit here, gaining no benefits. I suggest that we take up arms and make our cause known. No longer will we be known as the Trojans, who met defeat during the Trojan War. We will fight for our cause, and name ourselves the Spartans! The descendants of the great hero Hercules, we SHALL overcome!

"Yes we can!" - Barack Obama, 2008


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